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21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisis

(author unknown)

1. Indecision is the key to flexibility.
2. There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine
   lack of preparation
3. Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
4. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
5. The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
6. The careful application of terror is also a form
   of communication.
7. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice
   contrast to the real world.
8. Things are more like they are today then they
   have ever been before.
9. Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting
   dirty for.
10. Everything should be made as simple as possible
    but no simpler.
11. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
12. I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
13. Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
14. If you think that there is good in everybody, you
    haven't met everybody.
15. All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
16. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have
    someone in mind to blame.
17. One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
18. By the time you can make ends meet, they move
    the ends.
19. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion
    that life is serious.
20. There is always one more imbecile than you
    counted on.
21. Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and
    the pig likes it.

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